Our trip to NYC isn’t all fun and games, before I hit the town with Daddy, I headed over to Teach For America to do some work with Mommy.
Wow, this is a lot of paperwork - maybe I should try to hire someone to help out?
My first interview - mommy's friend brought in her daughter Madeleine to see if she could help. My interview style may seem unorthodox, but I really wanted to get up close and see what she was made of...
Now, it says here that you've been unemployed for the past 5 months, can you explain this gap in your resume? And, please, don't try the whole "but I'm only 5 months old" - I'm looking for problem solvers, not excuses...
What's the position pay? Let me get the big guy on the phone and see what he thinks...
You know what - Madeleine, I like your style - you're hired!
